Eagles beat the Giants tonight. My brother said I can't hate the Eagles my entire life. He's wrong.
So, I have spent 13 hours in the past 3 days getting that european history project. I'll give you a little insight as to why I love and hate Euro all at the same time.
Absolute Monarchs of Prussia (in order)
1) Frederick William
2) Frederick the First
3) Frederick William I
4) Frederick II
I wish I were joking, but I can't make up stuff like that. By the way, Frederick II was the one with the soldier fettish. He only recruited tall men and made them wear their military uniforms 24/7. Turns out his wife knew and was perfectly OK with it.
And on that note, I'll say goodnight.
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Maybe his wife was a certified nutcase.
Or a dumb blonde...or she didn't realize that Halloween comes only once a year.
All sorts of people in history were insane. Just today we learned about a socialist scholar who thought that in 8,000 years, the north pole will have a tropical climate, the oceans will turn into lemonade, plants will reproduce sexually, and every woman will have at least four husbands. Take college courses as soon as you can, Hannah, that's when you get to the fun stuff!
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